![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:09 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I love Sundays. My normal Sunday:
Wake up still drunk
Fap
Roll out of bed and catch up with what happened the night before and cleanup a bit while waiting to shower
Take a big shit
Rolling into the shower
Plant my ass on the couch and set lineups while biscuits and gravy gets cooked up
Eat biscuits and gravy before hangover can set in
11am nap
Wake up to 12:45 sandwich and football apps
Begin drinking
N64 NFL Blitz
Watch the 1pm game mocking Pats fan friends
Halftime N64 NFL Blitz
Run out to grab more beer before 4pm games
Watch the first quarter of the 4 o clock game
Nap on couch
Order pad thai for dinner
Review fantasy performance thus far, if in lead celebratory shots and beers; if losing shots and beers to console self
N64 Blitz and Drunkio Kart
Watch Carrie Underwood sing Sunday Night Football theme reminiscing about Faith Hills legs
Be very drunk for the night game
Halftime N64 Blitz action
Post game Sunday TV show that was DVR'd for football
Post game roster-bate
Post roster-bate fap
Bed
I fucking love football Sundays.
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:13 |
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You have no idea how hard this made me laugh.
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:14 |
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That sounds like a fucking awesome sunday. Well done!
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:17 |
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set lineups
Lineups have to be set on Thursday
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:20 |
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I feel like I should get Blitz now for my N64.
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:36 |
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![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:42 |
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Watch Carrie Underwood sing Sunday Night Football theme reminiscing about Faith Hills legs
This specifically was where I had to take a break. Laughing too hard. Almost lost it at the fantasy football 4:00 recap . . . because that's me!
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:44 |
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::fapping intensifies::
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:47 |
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It will lock players who play on Thursday, everything else is still open.
NICE TRY
![]() 09/04/2014 at 13:48 |
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Being such a casual as to not care about locked players
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Set thursdays players.
Go over roster again before it locks everyone on Sunday